Left 4 Dead, one and two, versus Team Fortress 2.
Heavy versus Tank
Sniper vs Smoker
Spy vs Boomer
Pyro vs... Everyone.
Witch vs Scout
Medic vs Jockey
Charger vs Engineer...

Someone make this. I'm too lazy.

-sits on platform, in a toga, eating grapes-

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Me mad. Atlas Park folks be butthurt..

No seriously. Who is he?

Since we are all useless, I declare that we rise, and do our amazing artists a favor by doing -our- job; voting, commenting, and most important of all, CATEGORIZING.

And Tom, pick up the slack. I'm sick of staring at three year old videos in the "Funnies" selection. Theres been so much more since then >:C .

On a side note, has the Audio Portal been punching out some sweet vibes or what?

Indefinitely postponed due to me not giving a flying fuck.

Yar, Im finishing up a course in video game design, and right now im building a platformer... So, after its done I will be uploading it to NG to see how folks think about it.

Q: Whats it about?
A: I cant really tell you at this point, drawing out a storyboard.

Q: When the hell are you going to get rid of that atrocious picture you use on your file?
A: Good question. Very good question. Have no fear, for I will be making a Penguin Crusader soon.

Q: Are Penguin Crusaders going to be in your game?
A: No.

Q: When will this game be completed?
A: Hopefully within twenty days of this post.

Q: Do you still hate Emo's and Worship Thor?
A: Yes.

EDIT: No comments? Man, I should -really- stop posting broadcast worthy news at 3:00 A.M....

If you do not cut, you are not Emo. You are Goth.
Remember, Odin Loves everyone. Except Emos.

This post has been brought to you by the enlightening series inspired by natures favorite punching bag.
May they all just end it already.

Additional comments thanks to people not being edumacated.

This is a "punk":
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/
en/a/ac/Punks_burning_a_flag.jpg

This is an "emo":
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncy clopedia/images/5/55/Emoguyorgirl.png

And this is an Emu:
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncy clopedia/images/d/d9/EmoSmall.jpg

I fail to see a difference between the first two, but the last one is clearly superior to all the above.

Is it odd that I have been with Newgrounds for over 6 years and have yet to come up with a single flash?

Man im lazy. Oh well, back to World of Warcrack.

Meh.

And it has come to me in a full blown punch to the gut.

I cannot animate.

But there is a plus side to this all, From what I hear from all my buddys in real life, I am a pretty decent story writer.

So...

Simply put...

What I am asking, is that if you are an animator, but you cannot think of a decent storyline, hit me up sometime. I am always on, and I am always playing world of warcraft.
I am such a pathetic loser... But I do have a very clever mind.

(sensing stalkers on the horizon)
Sentinels Server
Adhnan, Dwarven Paladin.
<Broken Pact>

Feel free to comment if you need a storywriter.